Flagpole Syndrome

What happens to a penis-havers' brain after said penis has been accepted and allowed inside another person (orifice doesn't matter). The penis-haver then feels that they have rights and privileges to criticize various things about the penis-receiver opinions and life-choices.

Also, can describe any man that is hopelessly unable to stop mansplaining even after they've been spoken to repeatedly and at length, even with reciprocated understanding, to cease that kind of bullshit.

Sarah was having a pretty good day even with constant line of customers, until this one guy with apparent Flagpole Syndrome came in and told her how the espresso machine worked. She was rightly frustrated because Sarah has been a barista for the entire 6 years she has owned the coffee shop - especially because she used to date the guy.

by KrampyDoo April 19, 2017

Flap Chance

It's where you finger a girl while she is giving you a lap dance, then she blows you

That girl was so amazing, we did the good 'ol flap chance

by TonyIsHot November 4, 2019

farplington

far-pling-ton

this is stupid. | thats stupid. | your stupid. | this game is stupid. | what the hell? | No Definition. | ok. | no.

thats farplington.

by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023

camel flap

when a mans junk shows through their clothing.

A bad name to call someone

When someone says something stupid and there is a uncomfortable silence, just randomly say camel flap to break the silence

dude your camel flap is showing, cover that shit up!

dave, your a camel flap!

zack: hey did anybody go to the ballet yesterday.
(uncomfortable silence)
dave: camel flap hahahaha

by misterkdogg March 4, 2009

elbow flap

The loose skin that everyone has when they flatten their arm. It tends to be more prevalent in the elderly

little joey grabbed on to grandpa's elbow flap

by crinjah December 11, 2009

Blister Flap

The flap of blister skin clipped off after being acquired.

Dude I got a narly blister today. If you eat this "blister flap" that I just clipped off my foot I'll give you twenty bucks."

by tab10us June 28, 2010

bat flap

Pulling your scrotum (nut sack) wide apart to expose the veins through light. To make it appear as a bat's wing.

My girlfriend came out of the shower to be exposed to a Bat Flap waiting in eagerness to be licked!

by HerNextBaby'sFather February 21, 2013