Filthy Kevin

The mixture of fruit punch and tequila

Bro that filthy Kevin had me so fucked up last night, I woke up halfway across nassau county wearing only a cowboy hat and my nikes

by Lilwaynefan101 October 23, 2019

Filthy Eargasm

When you cum in a girls ear while she is sleeping and allow it to dry into a sticky plug in the morning

The girl pissed me off, so i gave her a filthy eargasm

by J-slicket May 21, 2006

filthy mermaid

The act of fucking a girl doggy-style bent over a toilet with her legs tied together. As you cum you dunk her head into the dirty toilet water.

Man, that bitch got a face full of corn chowder when I gave her the filthy mermaid last night.

by vonorimjob December 20, 2008

filthylily

A goth skank that is usually to busy with sex, drugs, and secretly killing her babies in utero. This person can be male, female, or both sexes. This person also likes to talk about people behind their backs and freaks out if a Hello Kitty item on eBay has been bought by someone who has more money.

You lost the auction so you can stop being such a filthylily.

by Don Nilsson September 10, 2004

Filthy Wonton

When you are prepared to have sex with someone you never had, and after many dates and advances, you finally get it, and are disappointted by either it's smell, it's hygenie or overal physical demeanor.

"So I finally got Jamie into the sack, but bitch had the filthy wonton."

by Rukus Razor November 6, 2006

Filthy Fuentes

To eat something that makes you sick, then shart while puking.

Liz ate some bad Jambalaya and then she laid down a heinous Filthy Fuentes.

by Nambla Rob April 21, 2006

filthy pussy

Although most common in prostitution rings, the fithy pussy consists of a "strung-out" vagina, it often resembles the sleeve of a wizard. STD's are also a notable characteristic.

Ant: Dudeeeeee that girl Michelle is bangin!
Nick: Nah chill man, I heard she has a filthy pussy.

Michelle: I DO NOT!

by Meesheepooantmarc January 21, 2009