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Your first name

You saw that it told you to look up "your first name" so you did now there can be 2 ways you got here

you're being a smartass
you're blonde
*on urban dictionary*

*see "look up any word like your first name"*

(at this moment in your mind you think, i'm gonna be a smartass/blonde and actually search it like that)
by ChickenSausage June 22, 2011
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fireside-chat

Public conversation between two or more personalities, not at the classic press-conference-table, but "in a cosy corner" in a way to create an atmoshphere/illusion of intimacy, privacy...
During a fireside-chat Harry and Eric asked questions to Simon about the economic situation of their company.
by paco23 May 28, 2008
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First love/ late spring

a great song to cry to. by japaanese americam singer mitski from the album (bury me at malkeeout creeek
I just cried for 3 hours over nothing but on the plus side I was listening to first love/ late spring.
by imverygaegirlsarepretty August 7, 2021
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spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"
Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?
by FitJerk July 31, 2010
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Clown Fiesta

In gaming a 'Clown Fiesta' describes a situation where an alternating series of opportunities to either close a game out for a win or make significant gains occur but neither side manages to do so due inexplicable levels of incompetance.

An example in the game of professional soccer would be something like a goal keeper falling over his own feet and fumbling the ball during a goal kick allowing it to roll neatly to the feet of an opposition striker who must surely now score but who somehow manages to kick the ball into his own face rather than the goal.

These events should not be happening, these are extremely skilled and experienced players and these are huge errors at a level of play where even minor errors would be extremely painful and potentially game losing.

During a clown fiesta it is no longer possible to have any faith in predicting outcome, the game state becomes meaningless as the players involved can no longer be trusted to be able to captialise on their advantages.
I dont even know what I'm watching, this is an absolute clown fiesta.
by Guffrus July 8, 2022
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first poster

A person whose main goal in life is to post first on an internet video, picture, or anything else that allows comments. Usually this person will simply post "First!" or something along those lines rather than making an insightful or meaningful comment. First posters, while they themselves often believe that they are serving a valuable purpose and/or accomplishing something by being first, are generally disrespected by much of the rest of the online community.
First poster #1: "I was the first to post on a Failblog picture on March 17, 2008. It ended up getting 946 comments."
Neil Armstrong: "Wow, that's really impressive. I was the first person to walk on the moon."
Babe Ruth: "I was the first player to hit 60 home runs in a season AND the first to hit 700 career home runs!"
Albert Einstein: "Well I was the first to prove the relationship between mass and energy as well as many other fundamental principles of the universe that had puzzled scientists since the beginning of time."
Sir Edmund Hillary: "I was the first to climb Mt. Everest."
First poster #1: "What did you do up there?"
Sir Edmund Hillary: "I put up a sign that said 'First!!!' and got my ass back down that mountain. It was freezing up there, dude!"
God: "Well I was the first to create, well, you know, everything in the entire universe."
First poster #2: "Sweet man, congrats. I was the first to comment on that YouTube video of the news anchor accidentally saying 'blow job' on live TV."
Neil Armstrong: "LOL! That video was classic! Epic fail!"
Other commenter: "Shut up, all of you!!! Nobody cares if you're first! Get a life!"
by Nicholas D July 27, 2009
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First Base Friends

A non-sexual friendship that includes flirting and occasionally making out.
Girl 1: "Hey, I saw you and Brian making out yesterday. Are you two an item?"
Girl 2: "No, we're just first base friends."
by nhw6789 May 7, 2010
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