by FlimFlop November 30, 2020
Get the Feministmug. 
1. noun: Someone who stands up for or believes in women's rights.
2. noun: That word you look up on urban dictionary when you want to be angry.
2. noun: That word you look up on urban dictionary when you want to be angry.
1. Yes, I see myself as a feminist. No, I don't hate men.
2. I wanted to be angry so I looked up feminist on urban dictionary. As expected it just made me really sad about the world and I'm stuck in front of my computer writing a definition about feminism instead of making pancakes like I was going to. :(
2. I wanted to be angry so I looked up feminist on urban dictionary. As expected it just made me really sad about the world and I'm stuck in front of my computer writing a definition about feminism instead of making pancakes like I was going to. :(
by AfricanVioletCreature July 17, 2019
Get the feministmug. A person who laughs hysterically at the penises who have the nerve to whine about the evil evil feminists while the penises are the ONLY REAL victims because - and get that - they are also discriminated against and actually have to open doors and go to war and those horrible objects called women - yeah, get that - really didn't have it that bad.
They were only defamed by every religious text, burnt as witches, robbed of their right to receive an education, vote and own property in a marriage up until the 19th century. 13 year old girls in Afghanistan are being married off to 60 year old abusers and dare complain. Yeah, the whimps.
Look here, strong men, we go to war, open the doors, and earn the money (all things we do anyway) and you bear the children.
Deal?
Yeah, didn't think so.
They were only defamed by every religious text, burnt as witches, robbed of their right to receive an education, vote and own property in a marriage up until the 19th century. 13 year old girls in Afghanistan are being married off to 60 year old abusers and dare complain. Yeah, the whimps.
Look here, strong men, we go to war, open the doors, and earn the money (all things we do anyway) and you bear the children.
Deal?
Yeah, didn't think so.
Bobby Tom (IQ 27): Oh man, I hate those chicks ... those, what's the word ... feminists. They steal out thunder, man. We are the real victims. Dude, I took this chick on a date, Chuck E. Cheese, and I totatally had to pay the bill. I want equality!
Jason (IQ 120): You poor soul. But if you want real equality, that would mean that they have to pay the bill but we have to push living, breathing beings out of our bodies. Do you want that, Bobby Tom?
Jason (IQ 120): You poor soul. But if you want real equality, that would mean that they have to pay the bill but we have to push living, breathing beings out of our bodies. Do you want that, Bobby Tom?
by The Happy Humanist January 17, 2010
Get the feministmug. Feminist (n.) Feminists are not to be confused with misandrists. They do not hate men, they simply want equal rights with them. They are not against the laws of nature. While some people are against feminists because they think that feminists hate men, these people are mistaken. Feminists can be women or men, and they are people who want equal pay, equal rights, and so on between women and men. NOTE: NOT to be confused with misandrists!! Feminists do NOT hate men.
Person 1: That feminist sure cares about women’s rights.
Person 2: Yeah, but she/he just wants equal rights, not superiority against men.
Person 2: Yeah, but she/he just wants equal rights, not superiority against men.
by RyanG123456 May 7, 2018
Get the Feministmug. Whatever the other fucking offensive definitions were written for this word here, they are wrong. A feminist is anyone, not just a girl, who stands up for women’s rights. We do not belive that women should have more power or are superior to men; we belive that everyone, no matter they’re gender, deserves to be treated fairly.
Sexist asshole: “Feminists are stupid lesbians who want power over men.”
Real feminists: “WRONG we belive in women’s and humans rights equally!”
Real feminists: “WRONG we belive in women’s and humans rights equally!”
by skskjksksjk January 21, 2019
Get the Feministmug. I'll make it clear for y'all
What a feminist IS:
-someone who believes in equality between men and women
-does care about men's issues and third world women's issues
-does not want female supremacy
-is angry a lot, but only at people's stupidity
-they come in all shapes sizes and genders
What a Feminist is NOT:
-a misandrist
-ignores men's issues and third world women
-wants female supremacy
-angered by everything
-can only be fat
I can't believe I have to say this, y'all should know this shit by now
What a feminist IS:
-someone who believes in equality between men and women
-does care about men's issues and third world women's issues
-does not want female supremacy
-is angry a lot, but only at people's stupidity
-they come in all shapes sizes and genders
What a Feminist is NOT:
-a misandrist
-ignores men's issues and third world women
-wants female supremacy
-angered by everything
-can only be fat
I can't believe I have to say this, y'all should know this shit by now
Feminist: Hi, I'm a feminist. Contrary to popular belief, I, as well as the rest of my fellow feminists, believe in equality between men and women, care about men's issues and third world women's issues, and do not want female supremacy. Yes we do get angry a lot, but only at people's stupidity. Which there is a lot of. Also we come in all shapes sizes and genders.
Non-feminist AKA misandrist: FEMALE SUPREMACY! KILL ALL MEN! I WANT REVENGE NOT GENDER EQUALITY!
Someone: Oh my god! Kill all men? You feminists are all evil!
Feminist: Uhmm that's not a feminist... you see we actually just want equality, not revenge
Someone: NO THATS NOT TRUE YOU ALL hATE MEN
Feminist: Sadly some people still just don't fucking get it...
Non-feminist AKA misandrist: FEMALE SUPREMACY! KILL ALL MEN! I WANT REVENGE NOT GENDER EQUALITY!
Someone: Oh my god! Kill all men? You feminists are all evil!
Feminist: Uhmm that's not a feminist... you see we actually just want equality, not revenge
Someone: NO THATS NOT TRUE YOU ALL hATE MEN
Feminist: Sadly some people still just don't fucking get it...
by NepNep Vasilias January 3, 2019
Get the Feministmug.