Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

fountain inn high school

a ghetto school located in fountain inn, SC. dookie left in nem toilets, used pads stuck on walls and niggas who beat up girls in gym class

fountain inn high school is ghetto asl

by tittyslap101 October 13, 2021

Kak Fountain

Your dick, ejaculating in a spray pattern or split stream.

I saw Yolanda the other day I told her to lick my kak fountain.

by Jake K. May 5, 2007

Fisting Fountain

When you Fist your nasty slut so hard that she orgasms so hard that she squirts like a fountain. There will usually be a substantial puddle...Some people will give her a reverse felching by licking up the liquid and spitting it back into her cunt.

I gave my slut the fisting fountain and nearly slipped in the puddle after she was done...I should have given her a reverse felching to save myself the clean-up.

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

The Fountain

A female lays on her upperback and holds her pelvis and legs into the air. Another person then opens the lips of her vagina and pours diet coke and then drops mentos into the diet coke filled vagina. A reaction occurs causing the soda to erupt out of the woman's vagina.

Last night I preformed The Fountain on Sally. I poured like half a liter into her snatch and then threw a few mentos in there and she shot the soda all over my ceiling!

by The Mutton Man August 21, 2010

Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.

Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.

by vance spankhard September 3, 2009

Funtari

A type of animated porn where a girl (Range from like 10 to beyond) Either is hung like a fucking small child is straped to their crotch or grows a dick during bondage, most of the time there is not balls but a vagina on the bottom.
Sick shit.

I stumbled apon the site looking for some lesbian porn, halfway into the video one of the girls grew a fucking dick! It was the size of a small child! Sick Funtari!

by Armed Rooster February 10, 2009