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Ferris State University

The shit college. Only hotties like Sara and Eric can go there. FUck yah Ferris
I got fucked by a hot bitch at Ferris State University last weekend.
by Holla April 8, 2005
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fartissimo

a butt-trumpet blast for the ages.

it might not be silent, but it's perfectly capable of still being deadly.
The winner of the vegetarian chili-chomping contest soon found her downfall as her bum began to play in fartissimo, to the delight and dismay of her companions.
by Haystack October 28, 2015
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faris amirul

Faris amirul is a very charming person. The name itself show honesty. The person to become addicted to something easily.

The person would have a lot of interest in something. He would know everything about what he is interested in. The person usually a loyal person but sucks on how to love.
Faris amirul is a really honest guys. He always tell the truth.
by FTRH January 2, 2017
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Ferris

An abnormally large, sweet and sincere kitty who loves a good butt rub.
I wish I could get butt rubs like Ferris!”
by Anonymous Fattie August 10, 2019
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Ferris

Usually a girl who only has one good friend. People would hurt her (even slap her) or call her a bitch. Jackson is a guy who hangs out with guys named Alex, Ben, and Aaron and usually get beat by Ferris from annoying her.
"Ferris is a good friend"
by urmom@urhouse December 10, 2019
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Fartism (Updated Definition, Please Check Tag)

A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not/ is intrinsically supported by/woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to fartism (updated definition, please check tag) yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not. Take that, false* religion.
by CreeperDude567 May 7, 2021
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Faris

sexiest person ever who gaslights gatekeeps and girlbosses, they r very hot and have the best music taste
Faris is the hottest girlboss
by Feyrris September 22, 2021
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