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Fake Definition 

A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.

Examples:

1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)

2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)

3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.

Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name

Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
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A Fake Smile 

AKA: Pan Am smile or Botox smile.

To deliver withering insults with a faux sweet smile. It's a socialized way for high ranking classy women/men who have to refrain from stooping to their haters level when in reality, they're desperately wishing that the person would be decapitated by a flying toilet carrying their own trots and any bullshit that the looseness of their bowels cannot carry.
A fake smile can also be used to replace the middle finger or a punch to the mouth to those who don't seem to understand that you could not care less of what they think of you. Their jealousy is a good indication that you must be an awesome person of the highest calibre to spark such fury, envy and outrage.
A Fake Smile by The flying toilet February 7, 2018

Fake Cousin 

A term used to describe a relationship based on falseness. Sometimes referred to as FC.
Dat dude wants to be related to me so I call him my 'Fake Cousin' or 'FC'.
Fake Cousin by Denmaniac January 5, 2009

Fake Italian 

A person who claims to be italian yet has no knowledge of italian culture or the country itself.
Brandon is wearing his italy shirt again.

Aren't his parents from Germany?
Such a Fake Italian.
Fake Italian by Dead_Meme April 16, 2017

Tri-fakeda

A woman with a fake tan, fake blonde hair and fake boobs, therefore being fake in all 3 categories
look at the girl, shes so fake! Now thats what i call a tri-fakeda
A playful combination of the names, Finn and Sadie. It is a ship name given by fans for the teen actors, Finn Wolfhard and Sadie Sink; who each played a key role in the second season of "Stranger Things." It started just after the second season got released, when the young cast went to a series of interviews together to promote the show. It was seen by some fans that the two interacted well together in the interviews...which then inspired these fans to romantically fantasize about them as a couple. The ship got more attention later on, when the two took pictures together in some events.
Fangirl#1: Oh. My. God! Finn and Sadie would look totally cute together!
Fangirl#2: HA! Definitely! FADIE is ENDGAME!
Fadie by Supermundanae August 3, 2018

Fake and Gay 

A phrase often used by people commenting on YouTube videos
meaning:
'I realise that some of the content of this video is not entirely real/true and I am not happy about it.'
Comments
Trollzor : FAKE AND GAY!

n00bz : @Trollzor i agree that this video has not got a

satisfactory amount of realism.

Trollzor : @n00bz ._.
Fake and Gay by manicmonster14 February 4, 2012