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Epic Failure

Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
by Jack Duvales December 4, 2010
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farsum newsum

(Far-sum, Nu-Sum) The exchanging of information among best friends, in which one friend reveals a great truth he has been denying, only to learn the same from his best friend. Thus renewing their friendship.
dude i can't believe You would ever be having sex with my girl behind my back. I'm, so sorry man Will you forgive me? well I had sex with your girlfriend to so I guess we're even. "wow man FAR out thats a NEW start" said steve. "FARSUM NEWSUM" said jimmy
by GMONEY1231 January 21, 2011
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faiul

pronounced: "fai-yul", used as epic, or not thought through properly. Mixture of fail and unlucky
Joe: Check I'm going to jump over this 10meter cli....

John: "Faiul"
by G<3 May 3, 2011
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failure cock

Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his most well known amazing achievements was creating the band and writing the music for the first all girl rock 'n' roll band known as "The Runaways".
Kim who was also thier manager co-wrote, the legendary song, "Cherry Bomb", with Joan Jett of whom he discovered as well as Lita Ford, both teenage girls were band members which he conceived and was turned into a major motion picture released by Sony pictures starring, Dakota Fanning and Kristen Stewart the film is titled "The Runaways"; his/Kim Fowley's character was portrayed by Academy award nominated actor, Michael Shannon. "The Runaways", began in 1975. Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention"
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry.
Failure Cock - is a term coined by the legendary record producer/songwriter/musician/actor, Kim Fowley. One of his Fowleyisms Failure Cock means, "inadequate low level boyfriend with nothing to offer the girl" - "A man or boy who feels the need to create havoc in a relationship being professional or romantic in order of capturing attention while hustling money from a trusting girl". KIM FOWLEY's term of which he coined in the early 70s was and still often used to simply tell A man/guy/boy, of which lacks any male beauty or lack of dignity and addition the term addresses , a repulsive and extremely unattractive man as, "Failure Cock".
"Failure cock" as Kim would describe can also relate and be relevant to bad business deals in the music industry. Also in addition the term - failure cock, Kim often used to describe an "enemy" Kim often used his catchy term to describe a "enemy" or compulsive sociopathic liar such as Jackie Fuchs
by Queenofhollywood October 8, 2016
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Failure to Bonch

A movie based on "Failure to Launch" in which Matthew McConaughey is unable to scratch his nifkin.
Failure to Bonch, in movie theaters now.
by Ae5Ea8 November 9, 2016
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faiquah

Hey white faiquah!
by Coolingayee December 13, 2016
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faischa

A girl who is very sassy and loves anime and have crushes on koreans peaoples and shes a wizard harry voldemotr potatoes
She is faischa
Faisha is faischa
by PotatoesTomatoes January 30, 2017
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