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Seatbelt Fairy

the sound, similar to tinkerbell-like ringing, a car makes alerting the driver that his/her seatbelt has not been fastened yet
Guy 1: "I usually don't buckle up if I know I'm only going to be the car for a second, but the damn seatbelt fairy wouldn't shut up, so I gave in"

Guy 2: "I actually don't mind it, she reminds when I'm danger."

Guy1: "True. Thanks Seatbelt Fairy!"
by swissarmyshark December 14, 2009
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Swamp Fairy

A person who is obsessed with theater to a fault. They live and breath theater, only communicate through musical lyrics, and are desperate to be the center of attention. They are also very touchy feely with each other. Most of them are outwardly sexual but in reality nothing more than teenage virgins with overactive sexual hormones and too many pimples to be integrated into regular society.
"Look at her singing those show tunes... wtf there is no musical right now!"
"She's a hardcore Swamp Fairy... You know, she was born in the swamp, lives in the swamp and will die in the swamp."
by J-youngmoneydawg April 6, 2010
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Lighter Fairy

The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
or
A skinnier homosexual
Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters
by lundensgate January 15, 2010
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fairy comments

comments that have fairy emojis that start off like inspirational quotes and end up being a threat or an insult of some kind
stacy: you've never heard of fairy comments? it's like-

🧚 ♂️✨ you go girl!! don't come back 😍
🧚 ♂️✨ hang in there! 😍 then kick the chair over

gwen: wow, ok bitch
by jaybirrd October 3, 2021
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fairy hawk

the act of gayly jumping into someone arms, spread eagle in the form of a hawk
He was so excited that he fairy hawked his buddy
by difjasm February 16, 2010
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pube fairy

The pube fairy eats bogeys and shits out pubes in their place. Everyone wonders at some point in their life what happens to all the bogeys they flick and wipe all over the house, and why pubes pitch up everywhere for no reason at all. It's the pube fairy.
I'm feeling a tad peckish, where's that dirty bogey i wiped on the sofa last night? For fucks sake, that pube fairy bitch ate the bastard and shat out a ginger pube. Bang out of order.
by badoig April 1, 2008
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beer fairy

The beer fairy is a mysterious creature that does its work only at night, usually after a party has taken place. This creature, comes into your apartment (or other party facility) and glues all of ur cups to the counter and tables. The beer fairy then fills many beer cans back up half way. Sometimes the fairy even goes as far as to take things and punch holes in walls. This is reason why so many people find their dwellings in these conditions the morning after a party.
Damn! The beer fairy has struck again. All these pong cups are stuck to the counter!

Who punched all these holes in our walls and broke all our knuckles? The beer fairy did. The beer fairy loves 108.
by choche March 12, 2005
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