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Slow faceted

One who don't catch on as quickly as others .. motor running no driver. Wheels spinning no hampster.. honk the horn wind shield whippers come on.
Don't worry about him he's slow faceted
by Grandprairieballou June 7, 2017
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missed FaceTime call

that was not answered in FaceTime with no message.
Oh! I have a missed FaceTime call! I have to call them back!
by Daniel Dorman June 21, 2017
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hoe facetime

When two people show each other their dirty
Tyler and Ali were on hoe facetime last night, she showed her tits.
by Ali supercool September 19, 2017
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Pussy FaceTime

Pussy FaceTime .... oral sex performed upon a female. Face to pussy contact. Abbreviated as PFT
I haven’t seen my girl for too long! She's coming over for some Pussy FaceTime tonite!
by VG1545 September 2, 2020
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Facebook Fact-Checker

An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:

Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)

Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.

Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.

Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Facebook Fact-Checkers are as useless as wearing a face mask under the sea.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
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Jesper Fact

Jesper fact: when your friend claims something with 100% confidence but he's Norwegian, uncultured and has no idea what he's talking about.
Ahmad : hey jesper how many Drivers' Championship titles does Lewis Hamilton has?
Jesper: 8 bro he won he's 8th trophy a while back
Batu : no bro that's a Jesper Fact, i just googled it and he only has 7
by cr7lover103 December 10, 2022
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National shower on FaceTime day

A day where you hop on FaceTime with a homie while u both showering on April 20th
Aye homie really looking forward to National shower on FaceTime day with you
by The_Real_Papa_Franku April 16, 2020
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