Fawkward

Fucking awkward, that moment when things are beyond awkward

Well that was fawkward.
Why you being fawkward?
That tranny with one leg is walking a little fawkward.

by Rach978 January 11, 2014

backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.

After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

by FrackCass March 24, 2016

backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016

Backwards Captain

When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.

Joshua: I gave Sheila the backwards captain last week. I haven't heard from her since.

by baconlynn August 22, 2016

Backwards butterfly

A person that was crazy and partied a lot until they got into a relationship and have now become a lump like a catipillar.

My friend has become a backwards butterfly every since she started dating kyler.

by Mad city June 28, 2017

backwards broccoli

It's weed. People used backwards broccoli for weed deals.

Hey yo, you has some backwards broccoli?

by Chef Mama Mia January 29, 2018

backwards umbrella

Where the doctor inserts an umbrella down the uthera then scraps out any sexually transmitted diseases from having sex with dirtys

I had to goto the doctor after banging a filthy to get a backwards umbrella to get rid of sti

by Big hairy gash March 3, 2018