clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015

Facial Cheesecake

Noun, An orgasm that comes as a result of lesbian facesitting

Heather ate out her girlfriend until she got a facial cheesecake.

by agentAK October 16, 2016

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.

When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.

by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016

Grain Facial

When a vegan receives fellatio and then proceeds to ejaculate their cereal-scented semen onto their (usually female) partner’s face.

“Yo, Jimmy never eats animal protein, but he sure gave her a grain facial last night

by Skip Fontana April 5, 2019

buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.

After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!

by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017

sucky facials

A blow job

Tell dat bitch gimme sucky facials

by Therealestwordz January 21, 2018