Ultimate Bangkok Experience

A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.
John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?

Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
by Akkaraju August 21, 2021
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Bad Tequila Experience

The most AWESOME ROCKIN' rock band ever ! Incredibly talented musicians that play the best music ever ! Soon to be famous so look for this name :)

BTE ROCKS ! :D
Dude #1 - Dude , did you hear about that new band that plays incredibly awesome music !
Dude #2 - Cheaaa Dude , Thats Bad Tequila Experience ! They totally rock ! My family always blasts their music !
by BTE_FAN July 11, 2010
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The Joe Rogan Experience

A very popular internet podcast hosted by the man of many trades, Joe Rogan. He has over 1,300 episodes of his podcast that can run for hours. His guests can be anyone from a well respected psychologist, to a comedian who can make a mean poop joke. Your grades might be effected from watching too many clips from the show, but what you'll learn is more applicable in the real world.
My favorite podcast by far is The Joe Rogan Experience
by Heyitsj000 November 20, 2019
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jewish girlfriend experience

The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?

Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?

Amber: fuck you ass hole!
by ojo_tango July 06, 2021
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The 40/40 Experience

An event in which participants are timed chugging a 40, coming set into a sprinters stance, and running 40 yards. This is commonly used to decide draft order for Fantasy Football leagues.
"What was Jonathan's time in the 40/40 Experience?" - Virgil

"He got two minutes twenty one seconds" - Joel

"It took him two minutes to do it?? What was he drinking it out of a teaspoon?" -- Virgil
by coolkidalex13 August 06, 2017
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The Jimi hedrix Experience

The proper name of the band that Jimi Hendrix headed.
(self explanitory)
by kaji March 01, 2004
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Near death experience

A vibe check from god. People call it almost dying but I call it a vibe check from god. :) your welcome.
You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god!
by KirbyVibe_Check November 05, 2020
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