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Velma Experience

From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.

Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
She's not hot, but those glasses make me want to give her the Velma experience.
by Mizer August 11, 2007
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Shota Experience

when a adult women wants to experience rough sex with a grade school boy
Mari: AHH!! Supa! Unload your plushie stuffing in my tight e-pussy!!!

Vegeta: That's pretty hot ngl

Supa: Damn vegeta, way to ruin my Shota Experience
by Tacoshells October 23, 2018
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tumblife experience

When a teenage boy/girl thinks they know more about life than you because of something they read on Tumblr.
Tumblrite: Why do you even smoke weed you filthy pig? You do realize you don't need drugs to have a good time! Why don't you go rape an innocent woman? Because that's what degenerate male pot-smoking pigs do!
White male who needs to check his privilege: What the fuck are you talking about? Go somewhere else with your tumblife experience.
by ExtaticKitteh May 24, 2015
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romantic experience

With my romantic experience, now I can narrow it down who I'm marrying and know how to be a better man.
by Ereck Flowers June 28, 2016
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Banquet experience

Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.
Cody -I think im gonna go to this banquet experience called Thirsty Bears.

Bros - Sick
by ToneLocdaKoldest February 17, 2017
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Work experience

Work experience is when your school fucks up and puts you in a job environment for a week it fucking sucks and it's really shitty but they don't give a fuck
Hey kids you want to do work experience

No
Then fuck you do it you little shits or pay money
by Feederfizel February 14, 2019
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