Scottish Exit

Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.

Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"

Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."

by carpetstain July 14, 2022

han solo exit

When a guy gets out of the swimming pool wearing a swimsuit with the ball bag removed as clings to his features similar to when Han gets frozen in carbonite

a Girl at the pool says to another girl "Wow! Did you see that guys han solo exit?"

by stupordave July 11, 2019

Exit Interview

Taking a shit.

Excuse me I have an exit interview to attend before lunch arrives.

I just had an excellent exit interview with last night's hot wings.

I have an exit interview scheduled at 1130 so I'll be busy until closer to noon.

Oh my gawd, someone took their exit interview right in front of the school flag.

by Maj-K June 18, 2023

stealth exit

The act of sneaking out of a social gathering without telling anyone you're leaving.

"Where's Dave. He doesn't seem to be here anymore."
"He must have made a stealth exit."

by Northern Wazzock June 28, 2024

exitment

The act of getting only chuzz

Bro I can’t stop my exitment

by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025

self exit

The censored way of saying to commit suicide

She self exited last night.

by chickennugg_01 June 2, 2024

Exitator

A type of hat. The hat is usually referred to an Amato. It usually annoys the host with repeative sentances.

I gave an Exitator to my friend to teach him how it feels to be annoyed.

by Amatowarrior August 6, 2011