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eology

The study of logic 2, which is the second version of logic.
not to be confused with the word eulogy.
Elon musk owns all 32 of our planets, according to eology
by TAKM May 22, 2019
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Evolution of Presidential Approval Ratings

1. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.

2. The candidates are picked. The one who can spout enough bullshit is picked to be the next president.

3. President makes a bunch of promises about change and hope. Approval ratings jump.

4. President does something kind of good. Approval ratings climb. Everybody's life if still a piece of shit, but look, we got this guy as our president!

5. President doesn't do much of anything. Ratings slightly drop, but holy shit, check out who's our president!

(Optional Step) Win a Nobel Peace Prize for no reason. Approval ratings are back up.

6. Passes controversial act/law/ect. that really hurt his ratings. People are also seeing through his promises. Ratings drop.

7. Continues to do little other than talk and do small things. Ratings go down a tad bit further.

8. REELECTED!! Ratings go up yet again. Repeat a few steps and...

9. Shitty president ends his term. Everybody is pretty PO'd from his actions in office.
by fgsfdsMASTER December 31, 2009
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evilocity

n.

1. the velocity of an electron
2. evil
1. The particle had great evilocity.
2. The muderer's evilocity was quite clear.
by Anonymous January 25, 2003
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Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).
Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.
by and so it begins! March 8, 2011
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Ark Survival Evolved

Do Not Play This Game
I Will Drive You Insane
It’s Like Crack It Will Keep Dragging You Back.
IM NOT KIDDING DONT PLAY ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED!
by SWAGGINGPINGUS69 September 11, 2020
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Evolution of Dance

The Evolution of Dance is a very popular video on the site youtube, which let's you bring your videos to the internet. The man in the video is Judson Laipply, a now popular comedian, doing dances from a number of different songs. You can watch the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It is now the most viewed video on youtube.
Dude, The Evolution of Dance is the coolest video!
by KFlavin May 11, 2007
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ECOLOGIC BURRITO

A FEMALE PERSON THAT WORKS ON THE ECOLOGIC AREA AND HAS A STINKY VAGINA
OOO MY GOD THAT BITCH HAS A HUGE ECOLOGIC BURRITO
by JE2388 March 9, 2009
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