Denim eater

When a female has a huge vagina that sucks up her jeans causing a major camel toe to show.

stacy's pussy was huge.
Yeah it was a major denim eater.

by Bwillystyle January 8, 2009

doody boy cake eater

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

Trash Eater

A person that doesn't know when to shut up when in a group of people. That has over stayed their welcome in a conversation online and or offline. When someone makes a remark past the moment in time when the joke or conversation is over.

Guy 1: "Dude why do you take my shit, your a trash eating machine."

*25 seconds later*

Guy 2: "I know you are but what am I?"

Guy 3: Ya okay your a trash eater.

by NaytDawg September 6, 2010

evanescence

Evanescence- A wonderful band from Arkansas.That plays the most beautiful music out there. They are the most perfect example of a role model. And none of there songs ever let me down. They all rock. So if you think that they suck, shut up! And go listen to your crappy music! And you an evvy fan out there. You rock! Go Evanescence!

Those who follow the footsteps of evanescence are bound to have a good life in the future.

by villevalo2 June 27, 2006

Evanescence

A tragically underestimated rock band hailing from Little Rock, Arkansas, U.S. Often known by idiots for "calling themselves gothic," "ripping off Lacuna Coil," and other overconformed demi-insults. Most known for the songs "My Immortal" and "Bring Me to Life." People generally forget that Evanescence has a large collection of songs pre-Fallen.

Ev have covered many songs, most notably "Tourniquet" ("My Tourniquet") by Soul Asylum and "Thoughtless" by Korn.

Annabelle: Despite how their lead vocalist always tries to go around saying "Oh, I'm such a demi-goth."
Reply: Imbucile, stop pretending you know what you're saying and actually read a fucking interview.

by LaDiablo September 15, 2005

shaft eater

someone who smokes the pole or in other words one who sucks dick

You gay shaft eater sons a bitches.

by THE CLIT COMMANDER May 13, 2005

Fetus Eater

The act of eating, consuming or being accused of eating a fetus.

"You flaming Fetus Eater!"

by Ruby January 24, 2005