Ethan

Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…

That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…

by Biggestkikever October 4, 2021

Ethan

Ethan has a huge cock. It’s long and slim just so it could slip in slick and shady. Ethan is funny

Ethan- Hey Ladies!!!
Ladies- Omg Big Cock Ethan!

by Yo Boy Mama Joe 69 cool boy January 9, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocent snakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up

You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan

by Nonyabuidness September 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is someone that will always puts a smile on your face. He cherishes your happiness over his own no matter what you do. You always need to treat him with love and respect because he will love you unconditionally.

Ethan is my best friend!
I can’t wait to marry Ethan!

by redheads do have souls March 20, 2021

Ethan

He sucks cock

Man 1: Did you have Ethan eat you out?
Man 2: Totally Man

by A Man Who Has A Name March 4, 2022