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empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.
Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.
by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009
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Empty

emptiness might stem from “slowly abandoning ourselves, not listening to our own hopes and desires.” You might abandon yourself unintentionally or unknowingly because you’re striving for perfection or others’ approval.You might stop caring for yourself while focusing on your career. For instance, you might stop moving your body or getting enough sleep. Abandoning ourselves can spark anxiety, depression, guilt and shame.

feeling numb or alone may I might mention that work is unsatisfying, they feel unsuccessful, their relationships are unfulfilling or nothing is exciting.
You ever felt so sad you Empty?
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 26, 2019
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Running on Empty

Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.
Geez, I need to stop jerking off like it owes me money, I am running on empty.
by the quaker June 9, 2007
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SpongeBubba Emptypants

A gay-leaning eunuch cartoon character from Arkansas who spent a relatively small amount of money on balls.
After the party was over, SpongeBubba Emptypants groped a plankton, causing a small school of fish to leave some of their children behind.
by ZZL Lurker January 20, 2005
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empty

When you're toey as a roman sandal and need a root you go for a? "EMPTY"
Person 1 - "Fuck I'm toey I might go for an empty"

Person 1's brother - "There's the Polly waffle off you trot"
by The 1/4 fijian August 6, 2007
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Emptying your cache

Cumming on someone.

Sperming in/around somebody.
"I emptied my chache all over her face."

"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"
by Peggysue April 28, 2009
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empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).
I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.
by Garpike September 14, 2011
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