A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.
Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.
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Get the empty calories mug.emptiness might stem from “slowly abandoning ourselves, not listening to our own hopes and desires.” You might abandon yourself unintentionally or unknowingly because you’re striving for perfection or others’ approval.You might stop caring for yourself while focusing on your career. For instance, you might stop moving your body or getting enough sleep. Abandoning ourselves can spark anxiety, depression, guilt and shame.
feeling numb or alone may I might mention that work is unsatisfying, they feel unsuccessful, their relationships are unfulfilling or nothing is exciting.
feeling numb or alone may I might mention that work is unsatisfying, they feel unsuccessful, their relationships are unfulfilling or nothing is exciting.
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Due to chronic masturbation, this term describes the situation when a puff of air is ejaculated instead of semen.
by the quaker June 9, 2007
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After the party was over, SpongeBubba Emptypants groped a plankton, causing a small school of fish to leave some of their children behind.
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by The 1/4 fijian August 6, 2007
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"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"
"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"
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Get the Emptying your cache mug.Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).
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