In 1978, a 14 year old developed a computer program, email. Ray Tomlison created the means of it in 1971. Yet for some reason no one really used it, because my mom still tells me I should wright a letter to my friends...
by ClaraBug2007 March 29, 2021
Get the Emailmug. by fishy licker September 8, 2016
Get the dick emailmug. Verb (present tense is email siege) The act of seemingly everyone under God's green earth emailing one email in a short period of time (to the max a week) and completely stuffing their inbox, often with useless junk mail.
Person A: Holy Crap!
Person B: What?
Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!
Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
Person B: What?
Person A: I was offline for like 2 days and I have 112 emails!
Person B: Enjoy being email sieged. It happened to me last week.
by Victor D. September 24, 2011
Get the email siegedmug. The girls that add you Snapchat, and then proceed to ask to FaceTime. Then you find out they have 15 Instagram accounts, and uses them to lead guys on, and their parents took their phone number away, and gave them an email to use instead. Basically the worst kind of girl to be interested in you.
Guy: hey you know that girl I’ve been talking to? She’s turned out to be one of those Email Girls.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.
Guy 2: damn, sorry to hear that man.
by Haudi🤠 May 20, 2021
Get the Email Girlsmug. false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.
Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."
Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"
by paranoidrain June 27, 2011
Get the Email Musclesmug. This phrase is usually used in the context of business related things, where some manager or employee above you demands for information or input when clearly you've given them it in your last email. Obviously that person has not read your emails nor did they bother to read them. They probably only sent the email because it was their job to do so.
Me: *Gives them the required documents via email*
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
Them: "Hello. Please submit all documents today. Thank You.*
Me: AS PER MY PREVIOUS EMAIL........
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 21, 2023
Get the As per my previous emailmug. Same as Text Bitch but slower form of delivery. Usually done to fuck with the woman you aren’t phoning but you like to tease.
It only takes a minute to send an email to my email bitch and if I get a response I know she still out there.
by Fashunpl8 December 23, 2022
Get the email bitchmug.