elderlynet

when old people get on the internet and take everything they see to heart or just play solitaire all day.

Grandma :" I was on myspacetoday and Tom's going to start charging me to have and account and I am not going to pay"

Grandma : " I dont have the internet but I stayed up the other night until 3 am playing solitaire on the computer "

Both examples of the "elderlynet"

by yogitommyd December 4, 2010

Elderly spaghetti head

A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.

Ex: Kyle: ok, boomer

Ellie: you Elderly spaghetti head

by Egirl23 December 2, 2019

eaded

it either means rolling around in a object outdoors, or a feeling of betrayal depending on context.

person 1: "i eaded all the grass!!"
person 2: "now you have grass stains on your jeans.."
OR
person 2: "i kinda feel eaded.."
person 1: "hopefully you feel better soon"

by siscoo September 30, 2022

Elden ring

A cougar's b-hole

I was so deep in your mom's Elden Ring last night.

by Coobbrraaffaaccee February 24, 2023

IPLT Mircea Eliade

Also known as Penintenciarul din centru. A place for depression and wrecked souls that you heard was great but it's actually a fucking shithole.

"Hey which school are you in?"
"IPLT Mircea Eliade, I love being fucked in the ass."

by calic March 30, 2022

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Elder High school

Elder High school is a bery white and crappy private school in Cincinnati Ohio.
They are known for football but they can’t win state like there daddys (St.X,La Salle)

Ben: Where do you go to high school
Zion : Elder High school
Ben: That’s why you wear purple I just thought you were gay.

by Cincinnati Hs September 23, 2021