"good seeing you today, sorry i didnt say hey i was in a hurry i think i was only there for like 35 mins haha"
-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
-Awkward Facebooker to good looking girl
by B1GTENCHAMPS September 16, 2012
Get the Awkward Facebooker mug.What you engage in when you first join Facebook and you spend all your time searching for people to be friends with so you won't look like a loser.
Me: Jill finally joined Facebook today, and she spent the whole day at work in a Facebook friendzy.
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
You: Well, yeah...Nobody wants to look like a loser because they only have 3 friends!
by wordy birdy October 16, 2009
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the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
Get the facebook stakeout mug.A person with like 200+ friends but still feels the urge to post status updates on how bored or lonely they are. most likey for generated sympathy.
Girl : sigh ill just watch a movie by myself tonight
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
Guy : you have so many friends and none of them wanna hang out with you, thats just facebook loneliness
by noobness January 27, 2010
Get the Facebook loneliness mug.When someone nobody likes adds everybody on Facebook, then continues to creep on them. Then, eventually they try to get with you in person.
Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
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1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
by O-keydoke June 13, 2010
Get the Facebook deep mug.Girl 1: I don't know how Manny feels about me.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.
Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.
by superbadedgar May 9, 2011
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