SoCal Earthquake

A sexual finishing move executed most effectively from the missionary position...

The man, or rather barbarian, extends his two arms above his head and links his hands together as if around an axe handle. Then, while simultaneously releasing both his seed and a thunderous roar (RAAWWWRRRRRR!), drives his double-fist straight through his lover's collarbone.

Robert Downey Jr. is off the wagon and dropping SoCal Earthquakes like it's noone's business!

by jiggity jash January 18, 2011

old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

Minecraft Earth

A game that can't just seem to get past private beta. The game currently sucks the ass of a pig and swallows the cum of a horse. Microsoft is taking their good old time to come out with the public beta of a game that has already been made. It is supposed to be a AR game that brings Minecraft into the real world, but can't seem to get past beta and it sucks man pussy.

Friend: Hey, have you played Minecraft Earth yet?
Me: no, because fucking Microsoft won't just release the fucking public beta
Other Friend: yeah, they are gay ass fuck
Me: well, yeah Bill Gates literally named the company after his micro and soft dick

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

What the Earthquake?

Used after potentially experiencing an earthquake, often posted on Twitter or Facebook statuses.

Can also be used through instant/text messages.

Originated in California's SF Bay Area.

Person 1: What the Earthquake?! Damn, did you feel that?

Person 2: Dude, I just moved to Colorado remember? I have tornadoes, loneliness, and other stuff to worry about.

by agtin January 7, 2010

Earthy Pop

Used to describe earthy tones used in the decoration of a room that make the room feel alive, giving it a sense of warmth, life, and overall pzazz.

Man Dave this room really works, I noticed it's got a nice earthy pop the second I entered.

by Bob Jamber June 30, 2009

earthgasm

volcanic eruption

They just had another earthgasm in Hawaii, they had to evacuate everyone

by iggy90 December 13, 2009

Earth Bath

A grave -- the dwelling of a deceased person.

"I Haven't seen Tom in months, where is he?"
"He's taking a earth bath"

by RubberDucky451 April 19, 2010