Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

by Bob Dole 007 October 20, 2011

Dunking some muff

Getting laid aka getting pussy

I was really dunking some muff last night at the party bro!

by Cartwheels on wheels August 29, 2016

Duckling

Ducklings are the offspring of Ducks, they are usually very fluffy when seen, and stay close to their mothers.

A; I just saw a duckling, it was very adorable.
B; Ducklings are awesome!

by Princessgreer February 24, 2018

Dry Dunking

Having penetrative sex with a girl not yet wet due to lack of foreplay or lack of interest on her part... Or she's old.

Man 1: Oh man, my dick hurts so much right now!

Man 2: Why Dude?

Man 1: It's red raw because I had to start Dry Dunking Sandra last night. I couldn't be bothered to get her going.

Man 2: That's so selfish!

Man 1: I don't care, I came after 4 minutes anyway.

by DarkDreams5 February 19, 2010

Head docking

the art of stretching ones foreskin over another persons face

raph had fallen asleep on the couch so kramer gave him a foresking hoodie, raph appreciaited it as it winter, head docking is an egyptian sport.

by dock champion April 26, 2010

donald duckin'

When a man walks around wearing nothing but a shirt, exposing his genitals.

Lisa: "You need to quit donald duckin' and put some pants on."
Todd: "But baby, it just feels so natural."

by RodneySheffield January 24, 2011

Duck-Ducting

The act of abducting a duck.

"You know what I feel like doing today?" Joe said.
"What is that, Joe?" Asked Bob.
"I feel like duck-ducting." Joe replied,

by Joe the Hoe November 6, 2012