upper decker

The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

by friend July 30, 2003

docker

Someone who takes part in a particular gay foreplay act.

....As defined in the disinformation series "book of Lists" a Male who massages and wraps his uncircumsised foreskin around the head of his partners circumsised penis.

by Prince Andrew December 25, 2004

sucker duckers

fly ass glasses made by Debbie the Glass Lady

Archbishop Don Magic Juan aka the Chairman of the Board of Famous Players EVERYWHERE just got a new pair of sucker duckers to match his iced out bible. chuuuch

by anonypimp December 17, 2010

Dickerson McGee

A very refined motha fucka; very rarely is he a dick, and when he is a dick just backhand his old ass and say "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

Friend A: *puts on old man swag* "How do I look?"
Friend B: "Like motha fuckin Dickerson McGee"

Dickerson McGee: *to neighbor* "WHY IS YOUR WIFE SUCH A CUNT JOE?
Neighbor (joe): *throws a mother fucking shoe at dickerson* "QUIT BEING A DICK DICKERSON"

by CerealATTACK February 28, 2013

Urb Dicker

Someone who uses Urban Dictionary for all their insults, and all of their conversation.

Ben: "You bone slut, go put your asshat back on!"
Dan: "whatever, you're such a fuckin' Urb Dicker."

by reina.marie March 13, 2008

Eco Decker

When you take a dump in the back seat of your ex's Prius

My ex left me because I wouldn't compost our trash... so I left her an ECO DECKER. That Prius was my composter.

by Eco Dexter December 29, 2009

Oral Strawberry Dickery

When any alchoholic beverage (most of the time a strawberry dackery) is poured into the penis hole and then sucked out by the partner until the climax.

"Im tired of Bj's, wanna do Oral Strawberry Dickery tonight?"
"No Karen, my shaft is still store from last time."

by Bob Gonad July 17, 2007