dozenvag

a woman who has an insanely loose vagine

Mark: That bitch is so loose, she could get 12 in her.
Ryan: Yeah she's def got a dozenvag.

by Ariel Riske January 27, 2009

dozered

To have someone screw you over super hard unintentionally.

Dude did your buddy Dave just take off with that girl you were talking up all night and buying drinks for? You just got dozered son!

by GrannyDozer5000 October 27, 2012

doned

How a person who doesn't know English would say that they were done with a task in the past.

Person 1: Are you done with the assignment?
Person 2: Man, I was doned with it yesterday.

by garbage-truck-man April 15, 2021

Dozen

“Dozen” is a term that describes a person who doesn’t do anything. It sounds similar to the word “doesn’t.”

“Lucas from the kpop group NCT is a such a dozen… he dozen sing, he dozen dance, he doesn’t do anything at all.”

by lgbtkoo November 2, 2021

DOMed

To post consecutively in one thread, and to make a shitty post.

People who are DOMed usually have cow avatars.

To quote yourself on an internet message board continually, like trying to see the reflection of your reflection of your reflection in the mirror; also the zenith of narcisissm, see also shithead

"That guy DOMed himself by posting back to back in a thread, I will he would get cataracts and die."

by speakykittie March 31, 2005

dazed and confused

The single greatest movie ever made. It feature amazing music and in depth characters that anyone can relate with. If you don't like this movie you officially have no tastes in anything. The name comes from an equally amazing Led Zeppelin song title.

Every night I'll watch this movie. I play it as I sleep. When my friends and I get stoned we watch Dazed and confused.

by Being sober is for the weak. April 14, 2007

domed

1. After taking rips of tree or tobacco from a bong and you get that fatty headrush right in the back of your dome.

2. Soooooo high right after smoking you can barely move.

3. Feeling the THC taking effect right away after a massive hit.

1. Straight up tobacco rips from a bong get you DOMED!!!!!

2. ...ugh..ugh..That joint of mango kush got me DOMED!!!

3. That fat rip of the bong went straight to my DOME!!!!

by ImDomed August 2, 2009