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Douchebag
Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
Douchebag by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010
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douchebag
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.
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Rick Santorum is a douchebag.
Douchebag
A person commonly found around the ages of 12-17 that is a horny, selfish person that doesn't care about anything except sex and their ego. Most douchebags are also conformists as well and listen to a lot of rap and hip hop. They tend to usually have girlfriends but unlike a normal human, they commonly show their girlfriend off. Other common words used and have the same meaning of douchebag are fag-bag, fagot, scumbag, ass hole, ass wipe, dickhead, and dick.
Douchebag: "Hey dude check out my hot new girlfriend!" *Grabs her ass for a brief moment and gives her a quick kiss*
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
Normal Person: "Uhmm thats nice... I have to go I have a meeting in half an hour."
Douchebag: "Ha yeah whatever i'm going to work out, later nerd."
*As his girlfriend walks away he whispers a quick thing into the normal persons ear.."
Douchebag: "I totally bought a pack of XXXtra large condoms and i'm get laid tonight! Haha!!!"
Douchebag
The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
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Douchebag by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014