When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.
by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008
Get the donut welcomemug. Taking a dump in your inner tube while floating effortlessly down a lazy river and screaming Roll Tide Roll!
Uhhh, I knew I should have waited 45 minutes before jumping in this lazy river after eating a slew of Taco Bell cheesy beefy burritos. Now Ive got to float around in this Alabama Donut all summers day long. 🐘💩🍩
by Alabama Donut February 7, 2015
Get the alabama donutmug. by The_Difference97 March 27, 2015
Get the sweat donutmug. A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!
Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.
Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!
by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011
Get the Donut of Justicemug. by pp69pp December 11, 2020
Get the Donut Sexmug. An activity where testicles, usually hairy, are heavily covered in baby powder and then slapped against someone’s face while grunting.
Dave was busy doing his Math problems, and then he turned around just in time to be hit with a Congo donut.
by Pelican4656 June 21, 2021
Get the Congo donutmug. Two law enforcement vehicles, usually city or county cops, sitting side by side drivers side doors next to each other with there windows down. Officers exchanging either gossip and donuts or just donuts.
Passenger: Slow down, there's a donut conference in that parking lot up ahead.
Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
Speeding driver: Cool, Thanks I was doing about 20 over.
by Rjhyardbug2 February 11, 2012
Get the Donut Conferencemug.