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Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.
Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!
by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate Dockingmug.

Glenn-docking

A perverse sexual act involving two people, (one of which must be a male to receive the shit or the act would be classified more accurately as: space-docking), and the exchange of feces.

More specifically:
PartyA(male or female) takes a large to extra-large sized, firm, steamy(optional) shit into partyB(male)'s asshole.
Glenn likes when people shit into his asshole. (of course when it's a man on the receiving-end of this act it is referred to as Glenn-docking; when a female receives the shit into her vagina it would be classified as space-docking).
by fknpwnd May 29, 2009
mugGet the Glenn-dockingmug.

Faux docking

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.
Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking
by Jcena! June 1, 2016
mugGet the Faux dockingmug.

Deep Docking

When a male transitions to a female then has sex with a male. A male putting his penis inside a transitioned males penis now vagina.
by JohnnyJackHammer June 10, 2023
mugGet the Deep Dockingmug.

Dock the chopper

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.
by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016
mugGet the Dock the choppermug.

Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.
Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.
by Conman75 July 19, 2021
mugGet the Digital dockingmug.

Docking Lights

A game played on the lake when you spot a boat driving with their docking lights on. First made famous on Lake Martin, Alabama.

Point systems differ per household.

Please note: Driving with docking lights on is illegal so docking light spots are rare and attributed to inexperienced boaters and intoxicated individuals. Stay clear of vessels running docking lights as headlights.
Todd and Karen ran their docking lights because they flipped all the switches. Hurry take a pick and get your points.
by Lake Boater May 3, 2021
mugGet the Docking Lightsmug.

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