Dog 

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

Dog by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog 

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

Dog by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog 

a word to describe feet

Put those dogs away!

Dog by z.ivorr February 25, 2023

Dog 

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

Dog by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

Dog 

Like a cat, but better

Aww, what a sweet little dog

Dog by LesKen February 6, 2019

dog 

the word God backwards.

Don't listen to your dog if he pretends to be God. You'll end up killing your parents. (like in Robot Chicken!)

dog by Spam Happy August 26, 2009

dog 

a cute animal loyal pet that is way better then a cat

playful cute dog

dog by DJMJ92 May 5, 2016