Definitions by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl.

Dog 

A funny silly sissy dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, he will then proceed to bark at your dead mother and run into a car.

<guy 1: Hey man how you doin?
<guy 2: I just wished for a dog...
<guy 1: Damn.

Dog by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dog 

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

Dog by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022