Divorce

The funny haha, where the parents move away from each other

“Me and your father are get divorce.”
“Yes we are, haha be happy.”
“Ok.”
You nerd

by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021

Most divorced man

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet

by Tbenson November 27, 2024

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Divorce Preventor

The D you give your wife on V-day to prevent divorce and being your marriage back from the brink

Heading home to give the Mrs. soem divorce preventor.

by anonymous February 11, 2025

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

Sister in Divorce

Also known as SID - Two women that share the same ex husband but who have bonded through experience through growth and healing.

I just love my sister in divorce - she’s the best.

by Revita S June 2, 2024

Divorced white woman vibe

It is a vibe that white women give off to generally men where they try to nag people or continue a particular trait that made their original husband leave. It isn't that the divorced white woman is trying to have a relationship it is rather a charecteristic that they developed and continue. Though since they don't have a man anymore they continue it in the workplace or elsewhere continually being a nusance. Examples can be degrading men, having awkward clingyness, undermining a mans inteligence or ability to their peers.

For towards women a divorced white woman will try to develop a "sisterhood" and attempt to develop toxic behaviors on a woman in forced situations such as the workplace. They may try "rallying the troops" in hopes to bond over petty things in order to have a social standing in certain situations.

Karen from marketing keeps trying to make something that isn't an issue into an issue and is giving me divorced white woman vibe the way she keeps bringing it up.

by JLZ990 July 19, 2024