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dick dial

Just like butt dial but when your phone is in your front pocket.
Dude 1: Dude, I think you butt dialed me, all I heard was static and muffled conversation for like 10 minutes.
Dude 2: Dude, that must have been a dick dial, I carry my phone in my front pocket.
by Capt. Underpants December 27, 2007
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dial

She's got a great personality, but that's a bad dial.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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dial tone

1. A sound heard on a phone system when you pick up the phone and it's ready to make a call. In US telephones this consists of a 350 Hertz and a 440 Hertz sine wave (two pure tones) mixed together.

2. That ominous sound in definition 1 that indicates your girl/boy friend has hung up on you.
1."To make a call, lift the phone off the hook and place it so that the cord is facing downward near your mouth with the two sets of holes facing your head. Then listen for a dial tone. When you get a dial tone, dial the number." (instructions just in case you're Amish or haven't been in a house since 1927)

2. I got into an argument with my S.O. and got a dial tone.
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war dial

To call someone an excessive number of times. This can also be used to describe text messages and instant messages
Jesus, she's called me 14 times already today. She won't stop war dialing me
by Trommler March 8, 2008
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dial

1.) Replacement for almost any verb that can take a direct object as long as there is some kind of phyiscal movement involved: to do, to make, to take, to get, to give; replacement for some verbs of motion: to go, to come; but usually not a replacement for a verb that doesn't involve motion: to see, to hear, to feel, to like etc.

2.) To hit or to hurt.

3.) To engage in any form of physical intimacy with.

4.) Reflexive: to betake oneself.

5.) To call someone on the phone.
1.) Hey man, want to go dial some dinner? If you dial on over here, we can dial some McDonalds in a bit but don't forget to dial your wallet because you're paying this time. Also dial me the five bucks you owe me from last time!

2.) I wish I hadn't been drinking on the job. I was using the hammer, missed, and dialed the hell out of my thumb.

3.) Wow, that broad was gorgeous? You dial her?

4.) We'll, I'm tired. Time to dial myself to sleep.

5.) Hey could you dial me the phone? I promised my wife I'd dial her as soon as we arrived. (Note: context will tell you the difference between this usage and #3).
by dnnno April 12, 2009
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dialsuck

Slang term for dialup Internet. Called so, because dialup sucks, and those who use dialup waste bandwidth when they play online games and slow the whole server down. I call them dialsuckers.
I have to use dialsuck because I can't afford cable or DSL.
by SangoHuntress August 23, 2004
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Ass Dialer

Someone who is a bumbler or a slacker. The term arose after an incident in which a number was inadvertantly dialed after the phone's owner had placed the phone in his back pocket.
Bob did nothing but wilf on his computer all day--he's such and ass dialer. (or) Jack tied his shoes together and then tried to walk home like the ass dialer that he is.
by Laura Crandall May 9, 2007
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