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digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.
When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.
by dhued November 2, 2014
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Digital Serf

A Digital Serf is a person who lacks property or wealth, and yet has access to a wide range of Internet Enabled devices such as Smart Phones, Tablets PCs, Gaming Consoles, Laptops, and Net Books.
Like previous generations of the working class who lacked property and means, the Digital Serf still finds distraction from their dreary life, but unlike their historic comrades the opiate of the masses today is the every present Internet delivered on cheap, and often portable devices.
by jackmylumber August 17, 2011
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digit-creepin

aging, to age, to get older
Joel is beyond 30. He is digit-creepin or his digits are creepin up.
by kat51 March 18, 2009
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Digital Camera

A thing you stole from your parents to make a viral YouTube video in 2009
I used a digital camera to make my first YouTube video and it got 5 likes and 4 views.
by ThatGuyOnTheSideOfTheRoad June 15, 2020
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digital paperweight

Digital Paperweight: A term used to describe a website or online platform that serves no functional purpose other than providing aesthetic appeal or informational content. Similar to a physical paperweight that merely occupies space without serving any practical function, a digital paperweight lacks interactive elements or features that engage users in meaningful actions or transactions. Visitors to a digital paperweight can only passively consume information, view images, or read textual content without the ability to schedule appointments, make purchases, access digital downloads, participate in discussions, or engage in other interactive activities commonly found on functional websites. Its primary function is to visually please the user without offering any actionable or transactional opportunities, making it akin to a decorative yet non-utilitarian object in the digital realm.
Although the website had a visually stunning design and captivating images, it was ultimately a digital paperweight since visitors couldn't do anything beyond reading the provided information. It lacked any interactive features or transactional capabilities, rendering it an aesthetically pleasing but functionally limited online presence.

The website was nothing more than a digital paperweight, offering beautiful visuals but no interactive features or practical functionalities for visitors.
by Imajenn Marketing May 12, 2023
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digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…
“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid
by Mannymoe May 20, 2023
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Dodgy Digits

A very serious disease that nobody believes is real.
Damn brooo that nerdface has dodgy digits
by Specal cloud March 21, 2021
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