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dickshinery

a shiner; dickshine. someone who sucks too much weener, shines it.
what is this dickshinery?
by SuperDINOBadass May 30, 2009
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Bag of Dicks

by Skirata May 28, 2008
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chicks before dicks

for girls to always choose your girlfriends before your boyfriend
friend1: "won't your boyfriend get upset"

friend2: "he knows my friends are before him"
by devilish bonbon May 4, 2005
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loose lips shrink dicks

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships
After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."
by Elliott July 18, 2005
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Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.
Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.
by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006
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barrel of dicks

A larger than average collection of dicks, usually used in an insulting manner
Dude, seriously, fuck off and eat a barrel of dicks.
by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
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Decus

Decus is from Tales of Symphonia 2, and is absolutely amazing. He is crazy smexy, and his name doesn't ryhme with sex for nothin!
Sarah+Beatrice: OMG DECUS!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
by ???...???...???...??/> June 28, 2009
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