Reno Drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting belligerent and trashy, possibly ending with public vomiting.

Dude, slow down on those Jack and Cokes. We don't want you being Reno Drunk.

by azcatfreak March 3, 2014

sober drunk

when someone has had no alcohol to drink but they act like they drank wayyy too much

billy was going crazy at the party last night, but he didn't drink anything! what a sober drunk.

by Germ604 January 23, 2006

drunk

When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

I'm so drunk. Pass that bottle of Jack, yo.

by epic master of cynicism August 13, 2010

The Drunk Zones

These are the Zones of being Drunk.

1. The Normal Zone
- This is where you are sober, and not drunk at all.

2. The Fun Zone
- You are starting to feel the alcohol and if there is music playing, you might dance to it. But you might not, your not quite that drunk yet.

3. The Zone
- Now your feeling the alcohol and you are likely to dance, even if there isn't any music playing.

4. The Auto Zone
- You are drunk to the point where you cannot drive a vehicle. Not just shouldn't, but can't. You would go as far as to call your parents for a ride at this point.

5. The Twilight Zone
- This is when you are so drunk that you cannot stand without using someone or something to keep you upright. This is where you want to be.

6. The Splash Zone
- This is when you have taken The Twilight Zone a little bit too far.. The Splash Zone is the area around you, because this is when you throw up. Not a fun place to be.

7. The Hazard Zone
- Well.. At this point you have done something stupid, and that is continuing to drink after vomiting.. Congratulations, you very well might have alcohol poisoning and should go to the hospital.

8. The Dead Zone
- You drank too much and made a horrible mistake, this is the zone that nobody wants to reach. Life is valuable so be caution.

Friend: "Yo bro! Which one of The Drunk Zones are you in!!?"
You: "I don't know man! Check it out! (Attempt to stand straight but stumble) Am I in The Twilight Zone yet?"
Friend: "Hell yea! You can't stand for shit!"

You: "Yo, Louie hit The Splash Zone in Phil's car last night"
Friend: "Wow what a douche! I hope he cleaned all that shit up.."

by Commander Of Chaos, MSD, FL April 1, 2009

Drunk Teleport

The ability to teleport from place to place while you're fucking plastered. People may try to convince you that you did not actually teleport but they're just jealous haters and can go fuck themselves.

I had 16 shots that night and I drunk teleported from my room to that party.

by SKEET SKEET IMMA WIN March 2, 2011

drunk will

Tampa Based promotions company involving heavy drinking and a wanton lifestyle without regard for the safety of others.

"We were so drunk, Drunk Will would have been proud."

by Drunk Will August 26, 2006

Drunk and Horny

to be wasted obviously and then wanna fuck like crazy drunk sex is the best! be careful use some condoms.

dude, i was so drunk and horny i was urning to poke that bitch all night long.

by ambersuckscock July 9, 2007