Frost Detectors

Alternative name for a woman's breasts.

It's a bit cold today. I've just seen the nips on Jane's frost detectors.

by thecraftybutterfly March 9, 2009

Smoke Detector

Someone who always shows up right after you spark the endo.

Snoop Dogg in Half Baked is a good example of a smoke detector.

"Shit nigga, I can smell that chronic, lets get a puff"

"yo fuck you mufuckin smoke detector motherfucker"

by Nategeezy November 18, 2007

sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.

Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.

by Espiria August 30, 2008

Detective hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.

Mike,Wade,and Eric are sporting detective hats. Such impressive headgear!

by JMC70 October 25, 2016

Lovingly detach

What you say when the relationship has no hope, but you have to say something nice in order to feel less guilty for dumping someone.

“I’m not dumping you, I’m lovingly detaching”. Sounds so much better than “Fuck you, you piece of shit. Go take a long walk on a short pier.”

I don’t think this is going anywhere. I’m lovingly detaching. I wish you all the best.

by Muffinabadmood June 6, 2019

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing people alive and the smartest

Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

Wank Detector

Device used to sound an alarm if anything increases in size by over 2 Inches, more elaborite systems have a Laser used to disintergate the object.

Pretty Obvious? if not, then go ask your dad.

by Kestrel April 16, 2005