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Meet the Depressed

another term for 'Meet the Press', an NBC political talk show that is slanted in favor of liberals; used to be hosted by good ole Tim Russert {RIP}, but now is poorly hosted by David Gregory
Boy, I sure miss Tim Russert on 'Meet the Depressed'. Now we're saddled with David Gregory every Sunday instead.
by Hardliner1269 March 26, 2011
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depressed

A stated in which you feel that everything is never right. It is because you're depressed that you continue to be depressed. Often by use by people who think they are depressed when really they just got left by some one who they thought they "loved". When depressed you often lie about your depression saying that everything is okay and nothing is wrong, in which you lie to yourself. Depression is often caused by friends and family. Feeling "alone", but often just surrounded by people who are your "friends", but never understand you. Surrounded by family that tries to help when they see that your depressed, but just end up making it worse. Suicide is sometimes caused by depression. Depression can be helped by writing poems, expressing yourself, or finding a hobby. Never let your depression be with you and only you. Let someone know.
"What's wrong Eleni?"
"Nothing..."

"Alone I should say?...
No, not alone, just lonely.
As I am free,
also am I enslaved
With no one around me.
Alone I should say?
Yes, I am, just alone"
by Res RI May 27, 2005
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Depression slice

A piece of pizza, ordered out of sadness, or feelings of unworthiness due to general appearance or recent behavior; generally bought at a pay-per-slice pizzeria
my girlfriend just broke up with me, want to grab a depression slice?
by DepressionSlice July 12, 2010
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depressed

the absolute worst feeling in the world. you can become depressed because of a certain situation, or no situation at all. it is a mental ilness. its not being able to think straight. nothing seems to matter to you, even things that once did. you feel completely alone, in a room full of people, and you often think about the end. depression can lead to that end. depression is probably the scariest feeling in the world, it causes you to think about everything and analyze things way too deep. you wake up in the morning and ask yourself, 'why am i here?', or 'i wish i was dead'. you lost interest in everything, and you feel like you would rather talk to the wall than to the people around you, because absolutely no one understands you at all, and they just pretend to care about you. your body shakes from the small consumption of food you had that day, and all your mind's set on is the next cigarette you're going to smoke.
betty became extremely depressed when her father passed away.
by uballer December 17, 2007
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Depression

Something so deep that hurts you all your life. Something you can’t get rid of no matter how hard you try. Makes you feel like no one cares and no one loves you. It gets to the point when you think your life is worthless and you think that if you die no one would even care. It gets so bad that you start to self harm yourself to try to take away the emotional pain inside you. You start pushing away everyone, even your family. You start to icolate yourself from everyone around you. You think that you are alone in this big world and that no one understands you. It hurts so much it causes some people to commit suicide. Depression isn’t a joke and if you make fun of someone maybe think twice before you do it. You don’t know what they could be going through, and never tell anyone to kill themselves.
Depression ruins your life
by RedheadsAreAmazing May 25, 2018
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depressingly spicy

When a situation isn't how you want it to be, but it benefits you.
Person 1: "They don't have the expensive top I wanted to get in my size. It's so depressingly spicy."
Person 2: "Yeah you really wanted it but you didn't need it and you'll save your money."
by Catherine Dif January 30, 2019
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Depressionable

A combination of Lunchables and Depression. You open them up and instead of food, you get depression. You don't have Depressionable, you are Depressionable.
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Junior High Students: I am Depressionable
by HiMyNameIsArty July 5, 2020
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