Data Centers

Oh is that sponging up all your fucking electricity? Didn't the guy who invented that say "Dedicated power source, nuclear energy (specifically)?" Oh! YES! I did! I remember cus I was there when I did it.

Hym "I mean, I quoted you 15 years and it takes like 5 years to make a nuclear reactor. See, they're- Guys! Do not fucking call me! I have debt collectors and I am not trying to risk having to talk to these motherfuckers right now. Damn I hate phones. The phone is literally the worse part of the phone now. Everything about phones is better than using the phone for it's original intent. But they are not doing that right. I said dedicated power source for the data centers but the 'stealing' was more important than the 'doing it right' part on that one."

by Hym Iam October 16, 2025

transferring data

when a male reaches an orgasm from masturbation and jizz,cum,etc., explodes from his cock.

Teenager: don't walk in on me now, I'm transferring data.

by Matthew Kash November 27, 2011

Data Dogged

To backout last minute.

My new employer data Dogged me 2 weeks before my joining date.

by potter_is_not_my_name November 4, 2022

data mania

To compulsively download as much data as possible during the last few days of each billing cycle in order to use up as much of the leftover internet usage allowed in your plan before it all expires.
Data mania will distort your sense of time and in many cases affect your social life.

I've been glued to the screen for days, with a bad case of data mania. Only got 1 day and 100 gig of downloads left on my plan!

by j4k3z May 6, 2011

spreading the data

Spreading The Data or STD, as per the Acronym App is a method of ensuring that data stored on a network of servers, is not logically stored, but rather spread around for redundancy. The main issue with spreading the data, or STD, is that it does not usually involve spreading the data in replicated format, but rather random chunks of data, meaning in the event of failure, it means you lose some data, but not all the data. This is a technique employed by IT technicians with smuna. It invariably leads to hair loss, high stress levels and in severe cases, yelling at technicians for being stupid. If you encounter STD, report it to the relevant authorities and then hunt down the person doing it and kill them immediately.

The configs are everywhere, they must have been spreading the data

by honneamise April 13, 2021

data slave

An individual that uses usually free but sometimes paid services like search engines, social media platforms, streaming services, cloud storage for photos and videos, apps on smart phones, and carries a smart phone with them everywhere they go. The companies offer these services have exploitative EULA's and terms of use, which enables them to take the massive amount of private information/data a user generates, sell it to whoever thinks they can extrapolate something from it or sell it again for profit all while the user really gets nothing from the sales of their personal data and constant violation of their privacy other than using said "free" service. Additionally while using these "free" services, in addition to having their data sold/privacy constantly violated, a user's personal time is usually monetized by constantly showing them advertisements.

We're all data slaves, man. Google is out here making billions of dollars per month from selling our data and we get nothing for it.

by Mountain Dew Code Retard July 22, 2022

Dance Data

Data to make you dance.

This music is pure dance data

by The_Acrelid March 9, 2024