Dankellied

verb; past tense
To be victim of malicious intent that is completely futile in all but the intenders mind. Usually instigated by misunderstanding, impotent endeavor, or pure unadulterated petulance.

Can also manifest in tandem with phobia and/or conspiracy.

"I really got him, did you see his face? He must be so mad!"
"Nah man, he don't give a shit, you just Dankellied 'em."

by Jerk of Iron May 26, 2021

bar donkey

one who hangs out in bars because she cant find a corral..someone in need of a saddle

" lets go to the pub and see if we cant find us a bar donkey to ride"

by aanniigg August 3, 2010

Wolf donkey

Ugly female but not limited to just females a man can be a wolf donkey also

Damn cuz, Did you see that wolf donkey looking bitch at the club last night?

by Youngknoxville November 1, 2016

Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

Russian donkey tail

When your butt hair is long enough to make it into a ponytail

Emily admired Toms russian donkey tail

by Yyyyyyyyyyuuyyyyyy February 2, 2019

Cronky donkey

Whatever definition you want darl :)

She is a bit cronky donkey

by 2020 vision March 18, 2021

Five Finger Donkey Punch

Five Finger Donkey Punch is when you anally penetrate someone going more than wrist deep with your fist clenched and with an over sized ring on each finger and a wrist band with spiked studs attached while playing the song “Fire in the hole” by the band Five Finger Death Punch.

John had a “causal” date that lead back to a hotel room that he was asked to turn around and bend over and receive a pleasure like never before, he was “Five Finger Donkey Punched” he was never able to sit normally again.

by ShadowFoxOrigin July 25, 2018