Dages

A unit of time expressed as longer than what is actually accurate; an exaggeration of the amount of time that has passed between the last occurrence.

Used in lieu of the word “ages”.

Maya: “It has been dages since the last time I’ve had a gummy or two”

Pat: “As I recall, you had three last week, and passed out on my couch.”

Maya: “I said dages…maybe just one today”

by New Edina Bailey January 19, 2023

dagistan

A homosexual or some sort of annoying person or thing.

Daegan is a real dagistan.

by Денис March 23, 2023

DaGoofyGoober

RAHHH

Ima a Dagoofygoober

by MGEUDJNSNSIUSYHD April 2, 2023

Dagobah Reach Around

When your partner jumps on your back, latches their arms and legs around you and proceeds to give you a reach around while you go about doing tasks around the house. All while talking dirty in Yoda's voice.

My partner was really horny but I had a lot to do around the house, so the game me a Dagobah Reach Around

by Mike was whore's key May 1, 2023

Dragoş

It's the name of a person. It's actually me. I'm tired of people mispronouncing my name...

It goes like this Drag (like: drag queen - because it's a fabulous name) + osh (like Ash Catchem but with an "O").

Hey, Dragoş! 'sup?
Hi Dragoş, nice to meet you. Wow, you have very beautiful eyelashes! (that's true, I do)

by Dragoş August 1, 2023

Dagobah

An Italian drinking establishment

Guido 1 : lets-a-go drinking somewhere
Guido 2 : mamma mia, there's a new dagobah just-a-rounda da corna'

by Obese anorexic August 23, 2023

Dagomar

Dagomar stands for a sexy hot beast with a very big dick. He is very charming and will treat anyone with respect.

Dagomar is super hot.

by creatiebob August 31, 2023