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Matt Damon Syndrome

A recently discovered mental disorder with no known cure. Patients have been shown to demonstrate unusual behaviors such has:
1. Getting stuck in somewhere you shouldn't get stuck in (like Mars, a planet in another universe or Nazi territory)
2. Make others risk their lives to save you
3. Tricking others to risk their lives to save you
3. Amnesia
4. Tendency to beat others to death with peculiar objects (eg. Magazines)
5. Having unusually high levels of intelligence
6. Have an unusual tendency to kill Nazis
7. Being exceptionally stubborn
8. Fighting against authoritarian governments
9. Planning elaborate heists
10. Only being able to say your own name

Researchers have not agreed on a single explanation to how it spreads or what causes it, but they have identified several key symptoms. The first patient to be diagnosed with this disorder is Matt Damon.

You may be have Matt Damon Syndrome if you:
1. Lost all your brothers
2. Survived assassination attempt
3. Are an astronaut
4. Your wife is dead
5. Are a horse
6. Are a cowboy
7. Look like Matt Damon

If know someone who displays the above symptoms, call a psychiatrist immediately.

This message has been brought to you by the World National Matt Damon Syndrome Awareness Medical Funding Organization. Donations in cash, check, pay pal, credit card, wire or sexual favors accepted.
Matt's agent: Recently, Matt's been acting strangely. After his wife was killed by the government, he robbed a Casino by pretending he was a janitor. He then used the money to buy a spaceship with a wisecracking robot to fly to Mars. Then he started beating Martian Nazis to death with a magazine shouting "MATT DAMON!" We had to send Tom Hanks to save him, but he only agreed to come home on the condition Tom would dress up as a cowboy and rode him back to the spaceship. But the airlock exploded and he now has Amnesia. By the way, you look like Robin Williams."
Matt's shrink: "Thanks. Well, it seems that Matt suffers from a serious case of "Matt Damon Syndrome". "
Matt's agent: " Oh my god! Come to think of it, he does look kind of like Matt Damon! I wouldn't have known if the WNMDSAMFO didn't tell me about it!"

Matt Damon: "Hi. I'm Matt Damon. You might think Matt Damon Syndrome is a ridiculous disorder. However,it is, unfortunately, a very real disease and over 6 billion children are suffering from it. Since Matt Damon was diagnosed with this disease in 1679, the WNMDSAMFO was founded in 1682 by Matt Damon, aiming to raise awareness and reduce the suffering of those diagnosed with the disorder. If you want to make a difference for those with the disorder, donate to us now. Your philanthropy will be much appreciated by those with the disease. That's 7 billion children. So donate now. This is Matt Damon, over and out."

This message has been brought to you by the WNMDSAMFO.
by Notesarefortheweak December 9, 2015
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Damon

A fucking druggo, weed smoking, drink guzzling motherfucker who will be the best mate you ever have but will probably pass out in the gutter.
"Hey mate, Damon just passed out after having 12 ciders."
"Not Surprising"
by vapenatius February 22, 2017
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daggot

Combination of a douchebag and faggot. Reserved only for the douchiest of lady-men.
Male Colts fan: "Did you see Tom Brady's hair?!"

Female Colts fan: "Oh yeah! Does he think he looks cool with his mullet hanging out the back of his half-helmet? What a fucking daggot!"
by b-dob February 27, 2011
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SUCK DAGO FEET

English, verb phrase,
1. To suck drastically at an activity.

2. To suck the feet of an Italian, Portugese or Spanish man.

3. To be of an assholeic manner of being.
God Jim, you suck dago feet at this game.

Regretably i sucked dago feet all day long while visiting Venice, It gave me mouth warts!

God Steve, why don,t u just suck dago feet to everyone.
by Ryan from wilton September 10, 2004
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Dagwood Dog

Having sex with a female during the time she has her period, only finding when you pull out that you have blood all over ur dick, kind of reminiscent of a Dagwood Dog
"Dude, you do know she just had her period don't ya?", "Nah mate I didn't, but she gave me a dagwood dog tho
by Nutterpc November 13, 2004
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Damola

Nigerian hustler, baby. Hits and splits it samsonite man.
When a man hits it and goes away forever.
by Unknown February 2, 2005
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damodar

The one who never have enemies and makes a memorable initial conversation with anyone he meets in his life. Always looks forward to give company and help depressed people and spreads joy. Never get a thought to spread negative energy. Doesn't know the meaning of ego. Embodiment of tolerance. The person is blessed with a very great mindset that he can develop love for any topic, any subject, any problem and any place. For example, no matter what kinda music/song it is, he just enjoys it as it is.

Only love - No Hate.
Y should we worry when we know a person called Damodar ?
by Relatively_the_best November 24, 2021
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