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Curse of the Sphinx

Sexual move in which a guy or girl tantalizes his/her girl's cooch by striking an Egyptian pose with one arm and wiggling the fingers around in a tickling fashion. Very exotically erotic. Subject may have to be elevated for this.
The Curse of the Sphinx makes her hot every time.
by Cerberus Pup November 28, 2004
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Curse of the Ashino

A curse in which you Exgirlfriend, Exfiance, Exboyfriend, Exfiance, Etc, puts a binding curse on you preventing you from meeting other women/men successfully. Others that find you attractive will be thwarted off mysteriously for unknown reasons. You will know if you have this curse because everytime you go to strike a move the curse happens the same way everytime.
Its the damn Curse of the Ashino thats keepin me from getting my swerve on playa!!!
by Johnston McStyles August 11, 2006
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lefty curse

left handed guys who beat off with their right hand
"I've got that lefty curse where everything I do is flipped and awkwardly reversed."
by Sneaux91 July 20, 2008
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Cursed image

An image that makes you feel uncomfortable. An image that makes you ask why was it made?
An image that makes you want to look away
Person 1. Hey look at this cursed image.

Person 2. Aaaaahhh I want to die
by ButtholeTongueStuck March 11, 2021
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Curse of AIM

The Curse of AIM, referring to AOL Instant Messenger, is when an individual makes a typo during a conversation while trying to sound witty, intelligent, or superior. This often negates his point and causes others to ignore the statement entirely.
Person A: Then again, all political parties do is further divide Americats.

Person B: haha, americats?

Person A: shut up -- stupid curse of AIM...

Person B: meow.
by MTaztic March 21, 2008
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Curse of the Benbino

Is when radio host Ben Maller predicts, declares, or hopes that any team or player will win a championship and they will find a way to lose.
Damn, I thought the Clippers would win this year until received got the dreaded Curse of the Benbino.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 series lead in the finals, the Curse of the Benbino strikes again!
by AnthonyinAnaheim June 1, 2017
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Sahami Curse

worst curse you can get
It starts off with your mom, she starts to just love everything brown, EVERYTHING. then next thing you know your shirt just smells like curry, you try everything to get rid of it but it over powers everything, even man power, it moves onto your pants, your hair, YOUR HAND! every summer you start getting browner and browner, thats sahami's way of getting you in. after you are fully under the influence of sahami curry, you will fall asleep and dream of sahami and his caterpillars on his face... when you wake up you will see him and he will have a bag of curry and he will throw it at you and you will die, this is a warning, beware of sahami . . .
dude, erika died from the Sahami Curse
how do you know
they found her body with a bag of curry on it
by sahamicurse January 25, 2011
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