Correct Change

When you are angry at a store and take a shit inside the cash register.

They tried to kick us out of the store, so I gave them correct change.

by Hollyfcknrae April 2, 2019

/currentyear/

A word used derisively to describe one's incredulity at some specific modern-day fact or event in society that:
1) No one asked for
2) Would have been viewed as totally ridiculous ten years ago
3) Is still totally ridiculous

"Yes, I know that bobby marrying his transgender goat sounds weird, but let's not forget that it's /currentyear/."

Person A: Did you hear that dogs are now considered racist?
Person B: No, but I knew that they would be, since every new day is peak /currentyear/.

by Dan00001111 August 5, 2019

Kevin Correction

A meaningless correction made by someone while someone else is telling a story.

Man 1: So I walk into the 711...
Man 2: You mean the Quick Shop.
Man 1: Whatever. It's a Kevin correction.

by Sopranoman January 3, 2008

niggatomically correct

1. when a black man lives up to the stereotype of having a huge dick

A: dude, i saw Rodney changing at the and let me just say he was definitely niggatomically correct if you know what I'm saying

B Why were you staring at his cock yo?

A: i wasn't, i was just..... fuck you!

by sporksshogun April 26, 2014

Historically Correct

When something historically is shown, and it wasn't altered by any person or group.

The video game Kingdom Come deliverance portrays an accurate description of Bohemia, it is Historically Correct.

by Poxnaximus October 9, 2018

We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes

Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all.

by QuacksO July 29, 2019

political correctness

Something I flatly refuse to conform to

What do you call a spade?

Average person: I call a 'spade' a 'spade'
PC dimwit: I call a 'spade' an 'excavation instrument'
Me: I call a 'spade' a 'fucking shovel'!!!

by Quicksand Jesus April 19, 2004