cousting

cock jousting. Like the medieval version, but using your cock as the lance. Not to be confused with clousting

To amuse themselves Eddy and James would often indulge in a spot of cousting

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

stinky cousin elmo

When you hold down the head of your partner during oral sex and let loose a nasty fart.

This girl was going down on me so i gave her the stinky cousin elmo

by Truth September 13, 2004

WIENER COUSINS

When 2 guys have sex with the same woman that makes them "Wiener Cousins" which is an unbreakable bond that men must obide by!!

Dennis & Alan had sex with Amy those guys are soooowiener cousins!!!

by PapAlano April 24, 2009

spooge cousins

n. pl. Two or more people who are related by the fact that their semen has touched the same person, especially in the context of sex.

Damn, man, you mean your DAD hit that shit!?! That means you're spooge cousins! That's fucked up!

by unperson September 1, 2003

cousin choice

A decision or action with equal amounts of positive and negative implications. Potentially more negative implications than good, just like the ramifications of having sex with your cousin.

"It was a tough cousin choice to accept the job offer, the money is good but lousy hours.

by Seymour_Buttz September 9, 2007

cousined

when you are purposed cock slapped from behind

DeMarcus Cousin from Kentucky purposely cousined Da'Sean Butler from West Virginia in the testicles during the 2010 Elite Eight.

by groff6 March 27, 2010

Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious

The thirteenth episode of the Simpsons Eighth Season. It has someone named Shary Bobbins, who becomes the Simpson's nanny, after Marge Simpson looses her hair for an unknown reason. the episode is a reference to Marry Poppins, since Shary Bobbins is based on Marry Poppins and the episode title is a spoof based on the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

M:Well look at this, the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious is on tonight!

S: Is the episode title a spoof on that word, whatever it is?
M: You mean Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? Yes it is.
S: Great, stupid repeat episode.

by The Simpsons Lover Guy May 15, 2009