Crunchy Girl

something that my mom called me when i called her a boomer, i think she meant granola girl but i went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

crunchies

What stupid people call smart people.

What those crunchies don't understand is that America is the ruler of the free world, and if you don't love it you'd better get out of town.

by Ashibaka June 27, 2003

crunching

To feast upon croûtons that have been placed in your partner's anus.

I think me & Lars are gonna go crunching tonight.

by Lars Watson June 5, 2008

star-crunchy nigger

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.

"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."

by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Granola crunchie

Someone who is always outside, eats organic food only and is a straight up loon

Gerry look at that guy in his hammock, what a granola crunchie

by coolerthanyou101 August 23, 2015

Crucify

The act of pouring kerosene on your penis, lighting it on fire, and then ramming it in somebodies ass.

Usually preformed in cult initiations or as an April Fools day joke.

Crucified: adj: A way to describe the victim's anus afterwards.

Crucify:
"Hey Son, how did your date go?"

"Great Dad! I crucified her!"

"......."

by The Chilean Rawdoggers June 2, 2014

Crunchy Childhood

A term coined by rich TikTok girls in order to avoid saying they are middle class. This 'crunchy childhood' involves private nursery, a trust fund, and an obnoxious nuclear family.

Annoying person: 'OMG I had a crunchy childhood, my mom gave me 2,000 dollars when I was 6 years old HADSJAAJKAKA'
Annoyed person: 'I do not care'

by DJHugeDong April 9, 2021