Crow sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!

by Tonyaguas January 13, 2011

Russel Crowe

A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.

Russel Crowe is a scrouter.

What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!

by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

crow rat

Someone who is to stay in crowfoot everyday of the week, chilling either at dons or fucking around.

Nathan is a crow rat

by ethan fukd ur aunt July 6, 2017

Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

by Frantic June 28, 2007

crow foot

A tool used in roofing to tear off shingles.

Hey Mike, toss that crow foot up to me, I have to tear off more shingles.

by Matt 1 June 17, 2008

jeezum crow

a special way to say "oh my god"

Mephisto: jeezum crow, what a large missile.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

eat crow

What John Kerry did November 3, 2004. Acknowledged that no amount of bashing the opponent, bandwagon hopping, or sucking up to the Hollywood pukes can get you into the White House. You actually need to have a better campaign plan than "I'm not Bush" and "my plan (which I don't have) is better."

Eat crow Johnny boy, and put some fucking Heinz Kerry ketchup on it!

by Michael Hunt February 22, 2005