crookd it 

the act of stealing; taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it

As the young man approach the old lady with a baby, he grabs

the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".

crookd it by Anett November 13, 2011

cooked the chicken 

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

cooked the chicken by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

Cooked Spagetti Noodle 

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

Cooked Spagetti Noodle by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Chooked 

Someone who just threw up

I drank way too much, I just chooked outside.

Chooked by TBD3 May 3, 2018

cooked smug 

to be cooked medium-rare. a well-known phrase in backwoods waffle house locations in the southern US.

Pauline: "Order up, Table 7 wants their steak cooked smug!"
Chef: "An aristocrat, are they?"

cooked smug by marblecakealsothegame13 December 13, 2018

Cooked Raton 

A wild roaners that is fried

Person : Biggs your fried

Biggs : nahh fook

Person 2 : God damn Cooked Raton

Cooked Raton by roanertime June 6, 2019

Cooked Turkey 

How a girl feels after having too much sex.

“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.

Cooked Turkey by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020