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crippled

when something is so funny or unbelievable that it just has you crippled
Yoo man she's so funny she got me crippled!
by panicatthecoco May 21, 2016
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Dewcripl (Dew Cripple)

a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.
"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"
by Billly bong January 14, 2009
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crippler

a severly dissatisfactory state of affairs.
What a crippler! I've got no money left!
by jiggawatt129 May 9, 2003
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Cripples

This bee-yatch is the librarian of a well known school (which isn't very well known at all, actually).

She can commonly be found looking for little kiddies to give rows and also in the cupboard with Mr. Cripples.

(Afro Chicken #3)
AFRO CRIPPLES!

Wooooooooooooooo?
by Yer ma February 3, 2005
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Cripple-walk

1. A variant of the crip-walk in which the one that is walking does it in a cripple-like fashion.

2. A type of walk that stems down to the days of National Honors Society Class of 2007. It was just a regular day when a fellow tried to do a sharp army turn during the Induction Ceremony practice. In this quick maneuver, the fellow tripped and continued to shuffle his feet in a cripple-walk fashion. His friends watched in awe as he executed the cool move. Thus the Cripple-walk was born.
Hibatchi secretly did the Cripple-walk during the induction ceremony practice and was praised by Yodali for calming her nerves.
by Amacasa July 23, 2007
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Nipple Cripple

Someone who has no feeling in their nipples; someone with full nipple paralyzation.
We could all tell that Humphrey was a nipple cripple because he was the only one who's nipples never went hard in the winter.
by TMMJ December 9, 2008
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And then she fucked a cripple

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”
by Hym Iam October 27, 2022
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