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The Palmer Catholic Academy

A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.
Mr. Agocho sucks 1inch wonders at the Palmer catholic academy
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Catholic Priest

Don't send your kids to a catholic church unless you want their asshole enlarged to the size of a shower drain. The priest will deny that they rape kids but they do.
Father: Son why are you limping
Son: I just got back from Church and father Rodney wanted to tell me some dumb shit that god told him but in a dark and concealed back room
Father: God damn it that filthy catholic priest raping kids and shit
by xxCakeLordxx May 29, 2020
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capoholic

a person in a chatroom or forum that only uses CAPS.
Some consider it a form of yelling.
The person using only caps is addicted to typing in all caps.
HELLO CHATROOM
I AM A CAPOHOLIC
by knkie April 30, 2014
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catholic handjob

The act of being masturbated and then before reaching climax the masturbator stops, sometimes in order to satisfy religious reasons of pre maritial pleasure and sometimes just becasue the woman is a lazy bitch
Wendy was so drunk that she started to jack me off but she fell asleep half way through so it ended up being a catholic handjob!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 21, 2018
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Catholic rounding

When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.

1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:

Acceptable age = LAC

3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:

Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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Craphole

What a Craphole
by puumbaz May 21, 2019
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catholic thussy

God-fearing-Bible-reading-Pope-revering They/Them Pussy
Bro I've got Catholic Thussy on the mind rn
by Adhdsqurrel August 5, 2022
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